I accidentally had phone sex last night
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
operation harelip BJ is a go
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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