if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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