ugly people sure do ruin things
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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