Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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