i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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