The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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