Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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