Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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