Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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