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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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