Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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