Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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