it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
