he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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