Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You're my little dorito
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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