And the cops told us we were all naked.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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