You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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