Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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