Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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