Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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