What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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