Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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