i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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