Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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