that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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