5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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