Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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