My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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