You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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