i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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