He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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