What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
zippers are such a cool invention
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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