You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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