So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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