And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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