just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
4 words: hood of his car
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we're making bets on your personal life
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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