do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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