hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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