he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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