he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Randomize
