I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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