My room smells like vodka and shame
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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