It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You can't just leave with hair like that
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
