chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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