Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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