We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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