Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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