The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
A bitchslap is in order.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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