question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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