is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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