If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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