Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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