big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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