Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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