All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Randomize
