Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
