Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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